Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
Accurate. SCORE -75
I would watch this SCORE 129
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
How to make sushi SCORE 22
Propaganda SCORE 77
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
Guilty SCORE 81
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
How to twerk SCORE 74
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
World’s best dad SCORE 106
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
