Nokia. SCORE 15
The American dream. SCORE 9
Emo horse. SCORE 187
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
Just wait… SCORE 210
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
Introducing chia Groot SCORE 169
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
So close SCORE 15
Fear. SCORE 7
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -3
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 15
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 133
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
The lies parents tell their children. SCORE 182
The best scale. SCORE 179
Seems legit. SCORE 145
I’m doing it right then… SCORE 6
Massive Star Wars Sculpture For Snow Festival SCORE 18
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 214
Other side of the world…. SCORE 189
Reasons to date me. SCORE 151
