Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Slightly miffed cat SCORE 49
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Classic. SCORE 39
Cat Selfie SCORE 50
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 88
Alligator SCORE 79
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Boop SCORE 50
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Trigonometry is hard guys. SCORE 73
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
My brain. Gray matter with no gray area. SCORE 50
A candle that can burn 144 hours SCORE 78
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
In Every Painting Of Him I’ve Ever Seen… SCORE 75
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 59
