Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
The joys of flossing SCORE 75
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 59
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Full time savage SCORE 70
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
A damn fool SCORE 65
I do this all too often SCORE 81
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Watching A Movie SCORE 73
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 135
Admiration SCORE 80
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
Adulthood SCORE 110
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
All of these are true SCORE 177