The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The Twortle SCORE 142
The power of barking SCORE 18
Trollololo! SCORE 151
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
At my funeral. SCORE 218
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Accurate. SCORE 146
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Now kiss… SCORE 115
2pactopus SCORE 113
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
