This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
I would watch this SCORE 129
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
World’s best dad SCORE 106
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
Accurate. SCORE -75
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
Guilty SCORE 81
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
How to twerk SCORE 74
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
Propaganda SCORE 77
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
How to make sushi SCORE 22
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
