The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
At my funeral. SCORE 218
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Now kiss… SCORE 116
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Same thing… SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 287
The Twortle SCORE 142
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
