Every time. SCORE 123
BURN! SCORE 232
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How the internet works. SCORE 181
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
No. SCORE 88
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Puppy! SCORE 107
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
40 years later. SCORE 121
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Accurate. SCORE 174
