otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
is this satire? SCORE 14
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
everything beagle SCORE 1
mooooo SCORE 15
we dare you SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
onward, steed! SCORE 14
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
supersize it SCORE -4
yes they are SCORE 7
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
a very small dog SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
cramps SCORE 10
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
