When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
+ cry. SCORE 119
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I GUESS SCORE 46
Every time. SCORE 37
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
