The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
This is a violation of the Geneva Convention SCORE 145
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
Elf’s Forest SCORE 133
Old Habits SCORE 81
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Problem solved. SCORE 111
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Not today you furry oaf! SCORE 85
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
Charles why SCORE 113
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
xxxxxxxxxxxX SCORE 53
Been there SCORE 103
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
NONSENSE SCORE 67
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
No one listens to me SCORE 157