Weaponized cuteness. SCORE 32
When the phone rings while you're on the toilet. SCORE 172
You're doing it right. SCORE 252
funerals SCORE 111
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 30
This will not end well. SCORE 217
Jacob's Well in Texas SCORE 81
This sounded really nice until I read the italics SCORE 176
Whammy SCORE 104
How I take tests. SCORE 243
The sound of music. SCORE 290
Fun fact. SCORE 138
Poor Pinocchio. SCORE 124
There Was A Fly SCORE 52
You have no power here. SCORE 293
Welcome... to HELL! SCORE 91
So absorbent! SCORE 131
Building A Model Helicopter SCORE 82
Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94
Death Stars SCORE 110
A Jurassic Park Reboot With The Dinosaurs Replaced SCORE 95
Ah yes, Christianity SCORE 23
Man. SCORE 271
Gotta love picking cat hairs out of my keyboard SCORE 56
Don't mention the war. SCORE 114
Playing the cello in a marching band for fun and profit. SCORE 24
Trolling a bungee jumper. SCORE 260
I miss this show SCORE 135
They did the math SCORE 87
You Can See The Universe SCORE 69
Are you free tonight? SCORE 126
bye bye balls SCORE 11
