Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
I am chill SCORE 102
How weather works SCORE 68
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Twist! SCORE 138
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Global Warming SCORE 183
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Self control SCORE 100
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
I would watch this SCORE 110
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
