
OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 19

Luke got the short end of the stick. SCORE 18

I’ll take things you haven’t had to worry about for 2020… SCORE 18

My body is ready… SCORE 14

C is for cookie and that’s good enough for Christ SCORE 21

Meeting new friends can be. SCORE 28

we’ve all done it SCORE 23

Forget Spring, anyway. SCORE 19

GOTTT’EEEEM SCORE 26

Modern problems… SCORE 15

I ordered an Espresso, not a Depresso SCORE 22

Nice texture pack, bro. SCORE 17

Think’n ’bout ‘chu SCORE 20

One of these contains a microchip to log every* aspect of your life. SCORE 23

Chill bro.. SCORE 21

The Walking Dead cosplay… SCORE 17

1950s prison chess set – made out of toilet paper, dried bread and shoe polish. SCORE 24

Fake arse babies, anyway. SCORE 20

You can always bank on Santa. SCORE 21

My disappointment is immeasurable. SCORE 21

You are my weirdo. SCORE 31

Paparazzi taking pictures of Bill Clinton’s cat… SCORE 19

Buildings in Hong Kong have large holes built into them so that dragons can fly through as they travel from the mountains to the sea. SCORE 25

You must learn to contain the [h]anger. SCORE 32

Kids are ninjas. SCORE 16

You can’t slick by this Mom… SCORE 28

Live a little! SCORE 32

It’s the most, wonderful time of the year… SCORE 24

Good luck out there! SCORE 23

I want to break everything… SCORE 15

Hey guy. SCORE 16

5G harms people, confirmed. SCORE 18