Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
Seems legit SCORE 33
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
Why you do this? SCORE 13
Papa, no. SCORE 19
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
Well played… SCORE 23
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Funny money. SCORE 18
Bro Bump SCORE 38
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
Baby, no. SCORE 20
Hot or not SCORE 24
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 16
Change is good SCORE 36
