I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
When penguins get married. SCORE 181
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 257
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Adding color to iconic photos. SCORE 184
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Finally. SCORE 345
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96