This is my song! SCORE 90
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Because screw your gluten “allergy.” SCORE 5
Mission impossible SCORE 5
No officer… SCORE 146
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Motorbike Crossing a Swimming Pool SCORE 16
What torture. SCORE 190
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
quiet fives SCORE -3
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
hover orcas SCORE 11
Thriller. SCORE 137
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
government logic SCORE 11
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
3D Printed Sugar Cubes SCORE 168
Sailor Aang SCORE 10
Food occupies my mind. SCORE 15
Doing dips. SCORE 132
HALP SCORE 14
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
