Oh, you want to sneak out? SCORE 244
Silly puppy, chocolate is for humans. SCORE 299
Turkey dubstep. SCORE 220
Forgiveness. SCORE 97
Scumbag dingoes! SCORE 204
You know what’s cool? SCORE 190
ILY. SCORE 220
Strong words, IHOP. SCORE 202
You don’t say? SCORE 261
My laziness. SCORE 173
Probiotics. SCORE 212
That’s my arse! SCORE 209
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend. SCORE 336
What if the alien guy isn’t crazy? SCORE 272
Why I never get the job. SCORE 178
Dinosaur! SCORE 107
Why I never get the job. SCORE 181
Kids on leashes. SCORE 295
The Data Sutra. SCORE 153
Scumbag death. SCORE 236
There are dozens of us. SCORE 150
Almost got away with it. SCORE 142
Kermit in real life. SCORE 270
Call me maybe… PSYCH! SCORE 162
Meanwhile in Russia. SCORE 106
So much irony. SCORE 279
Like a boss. SCORE 267
I think I have scoliosis. SCORE 304
The moment you remember the homework you forgot to do. SCORE 280
Butterflies in my stomach. SCORE 182
How to be a panda. SCORE 239
There are two sides to every story. SCORE 288