Seems legit. SCORE 150
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Accurate. SCORE 257
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
All the Navies! SCORE 172
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Friends. SCORE 215
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I love you. SCORE 20
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
How people see me. SCORE 233
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
New books. SCORE 200
How marriage works. SCORE 65
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
