Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Proceed SCORE 30
And cheese SCORE 26
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Fatality SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Real American hero SCORE 41
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
