My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Took me a second… SCORE 67
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
I rest my case. SCORE 57
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Boop SCORE 50
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 62
But why are you so loud for? SCORE 27
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Classic. SCORE 39
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71