It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Take it back… SCORE 30
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
High tech snac SCORE 7
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
They phoned home… SCORE 25
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
