Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
I need this. SCORE 137
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
The future. SCORE 172
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
I am Joey. SCORE 109
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Yawn. SCORE 11
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Nokia SCORE 145
