*have SCORE 17
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Steal the world! SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
Words. SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do the blink! SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
