they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
whatever it takes SCORE 16
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
enter my what now? SCORE 27
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 23
take the slide SCORE 26
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
all natural SCORE 22
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
this is genius SCORE 27
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the three settings SCORE 28
the astley paradox SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
