Reasons I don't want to hold your baby. SCORE 220
Selfception. SCORE 105
Shut up and take my money! SCORE 154
Drugs make you do weird things SCORE 133
Wild E. Coyote rules SCORE 191
When penguins get married. SCORE 179
Moms are the best. SCORE 224
What being an adult is like SCORE 67
And now for my exit. SCORE 140
Someone clogged the toilet SCORE 151
I wish there was something between us... SCORE 153
Trollolololo. SCORE 193
How I write all of my papers. SCORE 224
Czechoslovakian wolf dog. SCORE 116
I Was A Difficult Child SCORE 214
Pure bliss. SCORE 100
I can still hear the hold music... SCORE 85
Priorities. SCORE 146
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Superior move! SCORE 79
Two Questions SCORE 125
When I was little I wanted to be a Disney Princess SCORE 106
Escape! SCORE 134
You what?! SCORE 190
When the world finally ends. SCORE 101
You cast a spell on me. SCORE 190
Never thought about it this way SCORE 124
I'm noticing a pattern here... SCORE 299
Hey professor, love the outfit today.... SCORE 62
What kind of monster SCORE 180
Dad are the best 🎂 SCORE 147
Drive carefully. SCORE 198
