
Everybody poops. SCORE 225

Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103

Extremely hot. SCORE 222

I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338

Browser wars. SCORE 330

I support empty gestures. SCORE 196

Love yourself. SCORE 155

I am not good at metaphors. SCORE 229

Honest stock photography. SCORE 311

Waldo finds YOU. SCORE 192

Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227

How marketing works. SCORE 285

How the gentlemen died out. SCORE 307

If Dexter was a Dr. Seuss Character. SCORE 148

I see what u did there. SCORE 261

I pity the fool. SCORE 247

Secret life of animals. SCORE 104

If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 250

8 animal misconceptions. SCORE 181

Real life Bert. SCORE 91

Why am I always tired? SCORE 274

That explains so many things. SCORE 261

Feelings are mutual. SCORE 308

Rat tail. You’re doing it right. SCORE 79

Frying Nemo. SCORE 124

Lucky George. SCORE 162

What Google Earth is used for. SCORE 295

Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178

AK-47 with chainsaw bayonet. SCORE 222

Tomorrow. SCORE 249

Sassy Squatch. SCORE 114

Now give me a little push. SCORE 276