Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
In 20 years. SCORE 127
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 156
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
time travel SCORE 0
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
dark side of peeps SCORE 1
Scumbag New York. SCORE 206
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-o-lantern. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
In Mouth Now SCORE 165
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 128
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
First world problems. SCORE 180
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
What do we want? SCORE 196
Happy Halloween! SCORE 0
The power of music. SCORE 117
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Attack! SCORE 170
Science Quits SCORE 11
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 177
NickelBlock. SCORE 62
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117