worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
dreams are fun SCORE 28
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
one is never an option SCORE 11
puzzling SCORE 18
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
therapy burn SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 23
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
fancy af SCORE 10
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
not a high success rate SCORE 25
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2