Predictability is power. SCORE 17
Big gulp… SCORE 32
Spongebob lore… SCORE 29
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Large Swiss ice crystals. SCORE 30
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
Try it before you buy it… SCORE 22
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
Temperature sensitive bath tiles. SCORE 16
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Nailed it. SCORE 39
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
The first time Albert Einstein wrote down E=mc², 1905 SCORE 28
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
The great refillining. SCORE 32
The feeling is mutual. SCORE 26
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
