*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
everything is just fine SCORE 19
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15