
So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27

How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 28

Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24

This ones a gimme… SCORE 16

The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9

Don’t worry, it’s parody. SCORE 25

A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 19

Isn’t that just the tits. SCORE 18

The maths checks out. SCORE 24

A literalist and a klepto walk in to a store… SCORE 30

OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13

When bun vs corn. SCORE 22

This is great news! SCORE 23

Never mind your thesis… SCORE 27

Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25

I SEE SCORE 24

You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 20

You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17

I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21

30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33

It is time for *concern* SCORE 27

Wait a minute! SCORE 19

I can hear it from here. SCORE 22

Bring on the pain. SCORE 24

Run, bud. SCORE 24

He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20

Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17

An accurate representation. SCORE 22

It is a cup, afterall… SCORE 20

You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26

Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 34

He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26