
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25

We can do it! SCORE 30

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35

Same. SCORE 29

This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28

FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

We’ll send our best! SCORE 24

Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28

I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18

Be careful out there! SCORE 39

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

it was bound to happen? SCORE 37

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

Karen can get it. SCORE 44

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

The more you know. SCORE 36