Nailed it. SCORE 42
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
🤔 SCORE 20
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Le sigh… SCORE 25
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Corona bad. SCORE 28
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Let it happen. SCORE 34
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Be petty SCORE 35
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28