The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Group projects. SCORE 149
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
My life SCORE 113
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
When you see it. SCORE 5
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Germans. SCORE 3
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Words to live by SCORE 16
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Time. SCORE 133
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Loki. SCORE 152
