Impressed. SCORE 181
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Hontas… SCORE 180
Cereal! SCORE 181
Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104
I lost all of my contacts. SCORE 172
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 247
The dog speedometer. SCORE 202
Haiku! SCORE 161
Dear God… SCORE 243
flump. SCORE 147
The future is bright. SCORE 186
The nerve. SCORE 240
Tattoos are like cats. SCORE 169
Italics. SCORE 259
May I take your order? SCORE 207
Angry coffee. SCORE 150
Painting reality. SCORE 141
Awkward… SCORE 224
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
Global warming. SCORE 128
Words. SCORE 248
Chinese Rick-Roll. SCORE 290
The weekend. SCORE 258
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
History of the world. SCORE 283
You should do s’more typing. SCORE 156
Kiteboarding a hurricane. SCORE 69
Go to class, live forever. SCORE 374