I have a sloth. SCORE 110
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 229
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
A hero. SCORE 511
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Business in the front… SCORE 101
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
Maximum derp. SCORE 144
So Delicious SCORE -253
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
‘Murica. SCORE 135
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Get in loser, we’re going shopping! SCORE 154
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 132
Why you should always wear sunscreen. SCORE 118
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
A box of cats. SCORE 91
Like a boss. SCORE 129
