It’s true. SCORE 209
I > You. SCORE 272
Every time… SCORE 142
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Oh really? SCORE 174
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Did you know? SCORE 233
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Do want. SCORE 248
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
How politics work. SCORE 298
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
YOLO. SCORE 128
