you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
cats always come first SCORE 28
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i wonder why SCORE 40
must pet the pet SCORE 37
oof SCORE 21
so true SCORE 37
waka waka waka SCORE 26
clever girl SCORE 40
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
i also laughed SCORE 56
what’s the point? SCORE 41
delete my number SCORE 28
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
i can never find the words SCORE 45
he did it because he could SCORE 37
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
never give up SCORE 88
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
