Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Liz… SCORE 123
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
English is weird. SCORE 95
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Miscommunication SCORE 88
I would watch this SCORE 110
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Twist! SCORE 138
