Why I speed in the Walmart parking lot. SCORE 301
An important message for everyone, religious or not C: SCORE -1
Explain whales. SCORE 60
Seriously though… SCORE 214
How I feel on Facebook lately. SCORE 137
Protecting Merica’ SCORE 236
Tea, like a sir. SCORE 238
How USB plugs work. SCORE 161
Scumbag mosquitos. SCORE 167
Wait a second… SCORE 2
Cat blocked. SCORE 238
Psycho problems. SCORE 180
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 139
This. SCORE 95
Deal with it, you must… SCORE 40
cats know what they’re talking about. SCORE 60
When people clap at the end of movies… SCORE 273
Can’t afford anti-depressants… SCORE 181
Big head squirrel feeder. SCORE 104
Trust me, I’m a panda. SCORE 230
Lumbering planes. SCORE 38
Get in loser. We’re going time traveling. SCORE 227
Poor Africa. SCORE 195
Genius. SCORE 206
Just a hipster… SCORE 154
Hipster Start Kit. SCORE 243
Anyone seen Miss Piggy? SCORE 217
Portraits of people, using people. SCORE 168
Follow ur dreams. SCORE 57
Bears. SCORE 171
Super manatees. SCORE 105
Crossing my fingers. SCORE 133
