I can jump higher than a house SCORE 181
Words. SCORE 236
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 58
Why girls go to the bathroom in groups. SCORE 305
Poke-Cat SCORE 130
Social media. SCORE 46
My morning exercise routine. SCORE 157
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
Seems legit. SCORE 139
Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 205
Accurate. SCORE 303
Stephen King. SCORE 264
How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
Grandma! SCORE 144
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
True terror… SCORE 207
Time Travelers. SCORE 108
The drive poo. SCORE 73
A Day Made of Glass SCORE 5
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
Winning. SCORE 417
Scumbag Mcgonagall. SCORE 220
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
Flirting SCORE 14
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
How the internet works. SCORE 120
The Levitron Revolution. SCORE 35
What I think vs. What I say. SCORE 261
