The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
I like you. SCORE 215
Every time. SCORE 135
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every day. SCORE 212
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145