This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 119
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I GUESS SCORE 46
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Mama no. SCORE 52
