My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
Business in the front… SCORE 101
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
‘Murica. SCORE 135
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
So Delicious SCORE -253
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
A hero. SCORE 511
I believe it. SCORE 127
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -17
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
