i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
5 days a week SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
important psa SCORE 44
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
too late SCORE 38
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
cats always come first SCORE 27
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34