officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 28
35 is a solid number SCORE 17
the machines were right SCORE 42
forever air freshener SCORE 29
our time to bite! SCORE 9
it’s complicated SCORE 15
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 22
new life motto SCORE 23
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
looks unsafe SCORE 36
’tis the season SCORE 24
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 19
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 26
be like baby llama SCORE 17
so many days lost SCORE 30
the fourth sister SCORE 6
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 8
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
oddly profound SCORE 17
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
elite toast SCORE 18
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
business markie SCORE 4
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
brain fart SCORE 24
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
i am the missing link SCORE 10
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35