spare cats SCORE 19
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
i relate to history SCORE 25
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
am i a dog? SCORE 17
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
place your bets SCORE 5
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
where’s waldo SCORE 16
raised on small bites SCORE 11
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
amusing criticism SCORE 5
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 23
orange SCORE 27
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
still gotta try though SCORE 14
this is a joke, right? SCORE 15
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 4
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
choo choo SCORE 15
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
the wedding is off SCORE 23
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
just a touch SCORE 4