Scumbag TSA. SCORE 163
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
You shall not… Multipass! SCORE 95
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
Does not compute. SCORE 181
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
How I see math word problems. SCORE 164
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Magic… SCORE 151
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 194
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Why I vote. SCORE 150