Absolute class. SCORE 25
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
🤔 SCORE 19
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Be petty SCORE 35
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Le sigh… SCORE 26
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21