i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
cats always come first SCORE 28
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i can never find the words SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
he did it because he could SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i wonder why SCORE 40
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
important psa SCORE 44
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
irony man SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
bad ass SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 49
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
delete my number SCORE 28
